Desert Dress Authentic Afghan Ladies Blue Burqa Jilbab Afghanistan Taliban Veil

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• *N*E*W* AUTHENTIC EMBROIDERED -- EVERY LADY MUST HAVE
• Colour: Blue
• From Afghan Borders
• Size: Free Size

Product Description

*N*E*W* AUTHENTIC EMBROIDERED -- EVERY LADY MUST HAVE All covering, even the eyes. Afghani Burqa High in Quality, Great in Value Newly Imported from Afghanistan / Pakistan Borders Burqas (burkas) are worn by very conservative women in Afghanistan. Also known as chadari. muslimah Also suitable for expatriates, journalists, holiday makers to Pakistan and Afghanistan and other Muslim countries, as well as for many other occasions in 5 colors Made from synthetic material. Flowy High Quality style burka for the pious Measurements approximative: length: 62inches Chest: 62 inches Face Detail Picture

Desert Dress Authentic Afghan Ladies Blue Burqa Jilbab Afghanistan Taliban Veil Review

A "Bachelier" Guest Review by The Weekly World News's "Miss Adventure" the "World's Favorite Gay Hero!"*
Miss Adventure is a gay man and worked as a hairdresser in his hometown of Teaneck, New Jersey.
"As a gay man, and a devotee to the thinking of and lifestyle of the late Michel Foucault, I am a great fan of rough, anonymous, bareback rides. Plus I'm a bottom.
But how to get my fill with the current environment of bathhouse closures on the west and east coast? How to re-engage in Saint Michel's "the overwhelming, the unspeakable, the creepy, the stupefying, the ecstatic."
Head to Afghanistan disguised in a Burqua! I'll be treated as an unaccompanied female and deliciously and savagely violated, "embracing a pure violence, a wordless gesture." Again! And again! It is "the possibilities of creating real pleasures which no one previously knew existed!" My "hidden ornaments" will remain covered, but explored! Oh the joy!
Plus, it would be dangerous, so like Saint Michel Foucault I would be "complete total pleasure ...for me, it's related to death."
I'm too old to be a "Bacha bazi" (an old Afghan tradition of taking young boys as concubines, dressing them up like girls, and making them perform for older men in tea rooms, weddings, and then receive a private "pole" dance themselves, if you know what I mean), so I opted for the only drag outfit acceptable in the world's most hypocritical area of s*x*al practice and confession: Afghanistan!
So I bought this burqua right here on AMAZON, in a lovely shade of what they used to call Blessed V*rgin Mary Blue until (ugh!) the name has been appropriated for "Burqua Blue."
Bring back the BVM is all I gotta say. But for me, the "V' stands for Vee-jay-jay, the "M" stands for "Man" and the "B" stands for the obvious. Or at least, what I thought those Afghani tribesman would stand up for and "insert here," if you get my drift ! Woo hoo!
Shipping was swift, although they didn't get my delicious pun when I asked it be shipped to "Anita Bump, c/o Amanda Reckenwhith."
Quality of the Burqu is very good. This has a lot of heft to the fabric, so my hairy arms were not exposed, which could be a negative for attracting bears who like bears.
This fabulous Burqua did the trick. I was covered head to toe! No one suspected a thing! As Foucault said "You cease to be imprisoned in your own face, your own past, in your own identity."
I was picked up at the airport by an impressive specimen of the local Bear! In a Humvee. I wished they'd HumVeee'd me! The Hummer was pink, jacked up, and with an impressive tailpipe. And the driver and his boy weren't bad either.
This Burqua passed with flying colors! They never suspected a thing! Not even that I was a man when half way to the hotel they pulled over to a deserted side of the road, spread me over the hood, flipped me upside down, exposed my hairy legs, and had their way with me. Twice! This Burqua covered both a multitude of sins, and some other bits as well!
My passport says "Anita Fajina," but when I checked into my hotel in Kandahar I registered as "Ima Mann." The desk clerk didn't ask to "check under the hood" at first, but when he carried my bags up to the room, slipped his key in the lock, invitingly opened the door, smiled knowing that I was alone.....well, let's just say I had a repeat performance of the roadside review! Knowing it was dangerous to expose my face, he only made use of this Burqua's rear access panel, lovingly well-tailored for nature's intentions, or her unnatural attentions, whichever you prefer!
Sadly, after many adventures, one hairy fellow made the mistake of falling in love with me. Someone paid my bride price of a horse, and so the wedding feast was traditional horsemeat, which they had aged beautifully by hanging portions in the cool dry winds. I had to go through the wedding, and on our wedding night, was dis-em-burqued. Naturally when my husband found out, it created quite a hullabaloo.
They could not stone me to death, because I was a lawfully married woman who had not slept with another man than my husband, so they decided that I too would be hung in the cool dry winds like meat.
I'd lived like a woman, and now without my burqua I was going to be hung like a horse.
But since all Burquas look alike, I was able to disguise myself with a borrowed one of slightly poorer quality. As soon as I got back to New Jersey, I ordered another one. These are such excellent burquas I bought one twice!
No one knew I was a man the entire time I wandered around Afghanistan unaccompanied. I not only cleaned up the Middle East, I redecorated it!
*Quotes and paraphrases liberally stolen from Miller's "The Passion of Michel Foucault" and the WWN's "Miss Adventure" columns.

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